beverly

The Worst Things About Marriage

In Uncategorized on January 2, 2009 at 12:58 pm

The worst things about marriage are cooking and cleaning.

How in the world is cooking 2 times per day every day supposed to be sustainable??? I can’t do it. I don’t have that many recipes in my head that he doesn’t give me the gross face at

Here are the variables:
Chicken
Beef
Pork
—–
Rice
Pasta
Rice Noodles
Egg Noodles
Occasionally bread
—–
Soup.

Vegetables he generally accepts. No dairy, fruit, peas, tomatoes. Now MAKE ME A MONTH’S WORTH OF RECIPES. Not repeating the meat item or carb item in the next meal. Please. Anybody. Help. I am going to die.

I am a bachelorette at heart. For myself, I can cook the same 10 minute meal each meal and be perfectly happy eating the same thing for 3 days. I will use one pot, one bowl and one pair of chopsticks, to avoid doing more dishes than neccesary.

I don’t know how an ENTIRE DISHWASHER / SINK gets full in one day. It absolutely baffles me. I hate this.

I hate that cooking takes so damned long
I hate that dishes appear from nowhere
I hate that right after I finish cooking once i have to think about cooking again

I am feeling VERY undomestic today.