I believe that I may really be onto something…a major scientific discovery…
A cure for hiccups!
A few weeks ago, in a rehearsal for our grad musical theatre production, Caleb (a classmate) walked by with a clothespin promoting the benefits of said clothespin over the fleshy bit of nose right between the eyes for re-invigorating mental alertness/awakeness during another long rehearsal day.
I happened to have a case of hiccups. I am a hiccupper. I get them every few weeks, and when I get them, it takes a long time for them to go away.
I tried his clothespin-for-mental-alertness trick, and discovered a side effect…
MY HICCUPS DISAPPEARED.
I thought it was just coincidence.
But then I had hiccups again today (just now actually), and thought of the clothespin trick…you know, what the heck, maybe it might work again.
I searched around the laundry area and found one, attached it to my face…
and…
I heard a hiccup.
And then,
Nothing.
And they haven’t come back yet.
EUREKA!!! I’VE FOUND IT!