If Google AdSense could write…

My fiance Steve recently applied for a replacement PIN code for his Google Adsense account, because his websites, besides being useful in themselves, are actually starting to generate a very small income.

The AdSense support page says to contact them again if PIN number does not arrive within 3 weeks.

Mind you, the first request led to nothing. No PIN code ever arrived.

This time,

His PIN took 3 weeks, to the day, to arrive by postal mail.

The following is what I think they’re really up to…

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Dear Steve J. Hannah,

We at Google AdSense received your request for a replacement PIN number approximately three weeks ago. Please be patient as we have just sent your new PIN number to your specified postal address.

We feel that it is our duty to inform you that your request sat in our administrative assistant’s desk inbox for two and a half weeks while she played online poker at http://partypoker.com. Due to her inexcusable noisemaking (disappointment, mostly) in several languages, we have released her from her position here at Google AdSense, and have replaced her with an automated monkey and typewriter. This letter was generated on the monkey’s 6,837,200,020,047,895th attempt.

Please do not hesitate to contact us at the non-existent contact email on the Google AdSense homepage.

We look forward to continuing our profitable ventures in internet advertising with you.

Sincerely,

Automated Slave monkey 37

for Google AdSense